"Sorry Under Lolita Pics, there's a bit of a change to the camping plans. The girls' plans fell through and so they said that with nothing else to do, they wanted to come down to the lake with us."
"Damn, there goes the swearing, drinking, and fun," Under Lolita Pics laughed. He didn't really mind. He got along really well with Under Lolita Pics's wife May and knew that she'd be fine with them drinking and swearing as much as they wanted. As to their daughter, April, well he had mixed feelings about her coming along. On the plus side, she was hot; truly truly hot. On the other side, she was his niece and Under Lolita Pics knew that with a couple of drinks under his belt, he was likely to start flirting outrageously and in front of her parents that wasn't such a good idea.
Through the quirks of fate, there was less years between Under Lolita Pics and April than there was between Under Lolita Pics and Under Lolita Pics, which in his mind made it more dangerous.
Under Lolita Pics had been a late accident (or present as his parents liked to say) whilst Under Lolita Pics had got May pregnant by accident early in their relationship and though they'd been teenage parents, they'd truly found love and managed to avoid the fate of so many others in their position and were still together 18 years later.
Under Lolita Pics was 38 and Under Lolita Pics only 26, but they'd gotten over their sibling issues years before and hit it off well these days, often camping out by the lake together.
"Hah, I don't think we'll have a huge problem," Under Lolita Pics laughed back down the phone. "Anyway, departure time is the same; we're still away at 5am so that we can get the best out of the long weekend. Of course, we'll probably have to dump April in the car still asleep given the times that she usually wakes up on the weekend. Shit, we're lucky if she's even back from partying by 5am to get out of bed!"
"No problem Under Lolita Pics, I'll even chuck in a couple of girly drinks for them so they don't bitch and moan too much," Under Lolita Pics laughed.
On the day of departure, Under Lolita Pics drove past Under Lolita Pics's place to rendezvous before heading off to the lake. Under Lolita Pics laughed when he saw Under Lolita Pics's 4WD pull up in the drive way. It was absolutely packed to the roof.
"What happened bro? It looks like your camping gear has been breeding!" Under Lolita Pics raised his eyebrows and nodded his head at the passenger and back seats where May and April were sitting and shook his head. May grinned at Under Lolita Pics and wound the window down to say hello, knowing what was going on, whilst April sat with her head against the window, obviously asleep.
Under Lolita Pics went back and shut the door to the house and jumped in his ute. In contrast to Under Lolita Pics's car, the only thing that seemed to take up any room was the canoe that he had lashed to the custom built frame.
"Hope you found room for some grog in there," Under Lolita Pics said as he climbed behind the driver seat in the pre-dawn gloom.
"Ha, there's enough to at least get me through the first day," Under Lolita Pics replied. With that they backed out of the drive way and headed off out of town to the lake.
On arrival, Under Lolita Pics climbed out of his ute and stretched, watching as his brother and his family climbed out of their 4WD. His eyes were snared by the sight of April as she stepped down from the back seat, her shoulder length ash blonde hair messed about her head before she pulled it back with her hands. As her hands went back, she thrust her chest out and Under Lolita Pics eyed the sight of her firm breasts sticking out from her chest. Her stomach was flat, and her legs long and lithe.
Only with reluctance did Under Lolita Pics tear his gaze away as the sound of May's door opening brought him back to where he was. "Geez," he thought to himself, "I haven't even had a drink yet, this could be tough!" He took the time to admire his sister-in-law. She was several years younger than Under Lolita Pics and several older than Under Lolita Pics, but at the age of 34 was still in every way a desirable woman. She wore track pants that hugged her legs and a pink t-shirt that highlighted the curve of her breasts nicely.
"Not too early for you is it?" he called out to April as she turned in his direction. She smiled sheepily at him, her elfin features lighting up.
"Of course it is, its Saturday for god's sake, I'm not supposed to be up for HOURS!"
"Oh well, you can always sleep in tomorrow I guess," Under Lolita Pics responded. May laughed.
"If you tell her that, we won't see her until after lunch," she said, drawing a sneer from her daughter.
Under Lolita Pics came around from the other side of the car and tossed a beer to Under Lolita Pics. "Here, this will help you with setting up," he called, twisting the top off of his own.
"God Under Lolita Pics, its not even 10am!" May said, shaking her head.
"Its tradition!" Under Lolita Pics and Under Lolita Pics said together, before laughing heartily.
"Where's mine then?" April asked.
"You ladies can help yourself, unless you intend to set up your own tent?"
"Not likely," April laughed, moving to seat herself on a nearby log where she could watch the work get done. She enjoyed watching her uncle. He was muscular without being silly about it like the footballers that she knew from school. His frame came from being a builder's labourer and there was something more even about his physique that she liked. She just wished he had more to set up, because it wasn't going to give her much time.
As she had done at previous family gatherings, she wondered about the fact that she found her uncle so hot. The strange age difference seemed to make it seem not so bad, but at the end of the day, he was still her uncle.
Under Lolita Pics set about pulling gear from the back of his car and Under Lolita Pics moved to do the same, rolling his swag off the back and staking it out, tying off to a tree so that he'd have some head room in there. Moments later, he'd pulled the camping stove and cook gear out, put the esky in the shade and lifted down his canoe.
Turning to watch Under Lolita Pics, who was only part way through getting a tent up, he laughed heartily. "Need some help over there bro? I'm done."
"Yeah, get over here and do some real work you bastard," Under Lolita Pics laughed back.
Under Lolita Pics helped out and an hour later, the camp was all set, Under Lolita Pics and May having a tent to share with a smaller tent set apart for April. April was busy stashing her gear in her tent as the three older people perched themselves on chairs and relaxed for a while after the exertions of setting up.
